Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Said the Insomniac to Her Golden Retriever...

You've washed your bum, you've cleaned your balls, you've polished and shined your dick.
My God, Trevor, when will this end? What else are you going to lick?

Written at 4:00 AM after all the slurping noises of my large, male dog, licking himself, finally drove me MAD!

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