Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007
"Mommy Mommy! I just found the tablature for "Lick My Love Pump"!
Compounding this infraction is the fact that it is MOMMY who wants to learn this song.
(Tablature is a system of musical notation for guitarists)
I have a new favorite movie.
This film is so beyond beautiful. The score is wonderful, it is also narrated by my favorite actor (Morgan Freeman)
Of course the best thing is the subject matter... PENGUINS!
These are Emperor Penguins.
(unlike the little shit that bit my hand in Hawaii.
But can you imagine being a penguin in Hawaii?
"Hank" was cranky, I can hardly blame him...
And we did kiss and make up.)
These amazing animals are just so admirable. Of course the babies are completely beyond cute.
What lovely creatures, and what a lovely film.
March of the Penguins Warner Independent Pictures -- Official Site
Friday, January 19, 2007
I have relentlessly been trying to turn my son into a rock star.
What is the point of parenting if you don't try to force your kid into your failed dreams??
"What is that you're doing? HOMEWORK? You stop that now and go into the garage and jam with your buddies!
Dammit, I didn't buy you an Ibanez so that you could do Algebra!
Now Go to your studio! Don't come out until you have a demo!"
But I came face to face with the insanity. I called my son's guitar teacher to tell him that we will be ending the lessons (BTW His teacher is one of the most endearing people I have ever encountered - super cute too!) But it's time to realize that the kid just ain't hacking it.
Really hard for me to take because I KNOW he has the talent but he's mesmerised with the game "Guitar Hero".
Thank you Greg for turning him on to that...
Oh wait a minute, I'M the one who bought the playstation and the game.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Oh the nerve of him!
We want nothing to do with scientific advancement. It only makes our religious beliefs look silly!
(But as I've said before, if there were smarter people in the church, they might see that science totally supports the idea of something divine)
You've washed your bum, you've cleaned your balls, you've polished and shined your dick.
My God, Trevor, when will this end? What else are you going to lick?
Written at 4:00 AM after all the slurping noises of my large, male dog, licking himself, finally drove me MAD!
Sunday, January 07, 2007
I been real sick.
Feeling lots better now.
Sorry I've been silent!
I'm just starting to get feed back from cool new friends! I love you guys. Thanks for shaking spiritual hands with me. It means a lot!
Sorry I've been so sick.
Actually it's probably worse than a flu. With any luck, it's just menopause.
My darling little Tabitha is in heat. Tabitha is my extra tiny cat. Trevor is my large male dog (Golden Retriever) I have a male cat too. His name is Ryan and I guess he's just not very attractive, she chose the dog.
Oh how I enjoy watching her and Trevor trying to copulate.
It assures me that there is another female on this planet that is having an even harder time than I am in getting laid.
Thursday, January 04, 2007
I have a problem with this.
Killing as an act of self defence, an act of war, an act of desperation makes some kind of evil sense.
I know he deserved it, but how can we coldly, cooly and colectedly end a man's life? Death is a necessary evil as part of this mortal coil. Anger, hunger fear precede such acts of genocide. To kill one's own kind should be a last resort. To calmly, deliberately execute.. an execution seems like the ultimate evil. When he woke up did he plan to wear those clothes as the clothes he woud die in? Does anybody feel justice here or just the stench of more blood shed
Animalistic behavior has to end at some point...once we have calmed down don't we rise above these urges?
And to all my beloved animal friends, I am so sorry for comparing you to humans. What an insult!