Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Puppet Master


If there's any doubt as to the intentions of Howard K. Stern or the sincerity of his "love" for Anna Nicole Smith and "his" child. Check out this recent segment of Greta Van Susteren's show "On The Record" http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,252979,00.html
See the footage here:
This is between two and three weeks of "his" baby's delivery. A thoughtful Dad, thinking of the money he can make. Oh Howard I hope you get butt fucked in prison! (Oh wait, I hear you like it like that. At least that's what the boys in Santa Monica say)

6 comments:

Teddy Ruxpin said...

Howard K. Stern is a "piggy bottom" as the boys say in Santa Monica.

OC Dave The Editor said...

I believe there is a God. One of the omnipotent things about God is that
oh wait (PhhHhhhhht)
He or She can come up with a name that will destin one for greatness or not so greatness. Howard Stern for example. No matter what initial you put in the middle of Howard and Stern, you are destined to be born the complete scumsucking pea-head with a lousy physique.
Can I get an (phhhhhHHht) amen from the back of the congregation. Praise the Lord.

OC Dave The Editor said...

Grotty Van Cistern is impossible to take seriously because the sheer repulsiveness of this Scientologist's quivering distorted face distracts from whatever she is blathering. Bless her heart.
It's not unlike the thermal vapors of a hot desert road obscuring the Stuckey's signs.
I have never heard her speak.
All my other senses shut down when
assaulted by gazing upon the repellent features of her ipecac like, unseemly, frightful, and deformed stupid face.

If She and Whoopie Goldberg could have offspring, scientists could study it for possible use as one of the greatest weapons of the future.
Imagine an entire brigade of these grisly children marching toward you.
Entire battlefields of well trained soldiers would first freeze in shock and then flee in horror.
Maybe when she kicks the bucket, Michael Jackson will buy her head and put it on display next to his Elephant Man.

I have to go take a Karen Silkwood shower now. Eeeeyuchhhh. Just imagining this has soiled my soul.

OC Dave The Editor said...

By the way, has anyone seen Whoopie and Howard (no K.) Stern in the same room together? I'm thinking, SAME PERSON here.

OC Dave The Editor said...

Should I just put all seventy-three of my editorializations in one chunk from now on? Would that help all you readers out there? Yes or No. Please write me at.

Anonymous said...

Homophobic HATE SPEECH! YOU'RE MORE DISGUSTING THAN HIM, whatever he may be!!